Warriors Results - March 23, 2026
- WWE2K Central
- May 7
- 10 min read
Warriors opens with Stephanie Vaquer arriving at the arena. The driver steps out to open her door, but she is superkicked. The driver drags Stephanie out of the back seat; the driver is revealed to be Brooklyn von Braun! The two immediately start fighting all over the parking lot. Brooklyn pedigrees Stephanie onto the concrete. Stephanie regains her footing and spears Brooklyn into the car, shattering the glass and causing Brooklyn’s arm to bleed. Brooklyn, who is still bleeding, lifts Stephanie and powerbombs her onto the hood of the car. Referees and Jessica rush out as Jessica screams for them to stop, threatening to suspend both of them. They ignore her and keep fighting. Police arrive and handcuff both women, placing them into separate cars. Brooklyn suddenly breaks free and rushes Stephanie’s car, smashing her face into the window as Stephanie screams. Police finally restrain Brooklyn and take both women away as commentators struggles to regain control of the show.
Commentators welcome everyone to the show. Corey Graves says, “What the hell was that?” Michael Cole and Byron Saxton shrug it off as they hype the main event: Bayley & Lyra vs. Rhea Ripley & Iyo Sky vs. Alba Fyre & Ivy Nile. Michael Cole hypes the opening match and recaps last week’s altercation that led to it.
Asuka and Madison Torres make their entrances.
Commercial break.
After the match, Asuka demands that Kairi Sane attack Madison. Kairi hesitates. Asuka gets in her face, yelling in Japanese. Sara Yamashita steps in, attacking Madison. Kairi eventually helps Sara hold Madison up, as Asuka spits the green mist in Madison's eyes, temporarily blinding her. Sara and Asuka laugh as they walk up the ramp. Kairi looks concerned until Asuka yells, "KAIRI", causing Kairi to rush to get behind Asuka and Sara.
Backstage, Jessica opens her office door to find Rusev sitting inside. She asks what the hell he’s doing there. Rusev demands to know who attacked him. Jessica says she has some information and calls for a producer.
Meanwhile, Ethan Alexander is riding his scooter backstage, looping around until he crashes into a stack of boxes and crates. He laughs it off and says, “Wow… déjà vu. I just did this a couple of weeks ago. Whoops.”
Suddenly, Rusev bursts out of Jessica’s office, yelling for Ethan Alexander. He finds him and yanks him off the scooter. Ethan says, “Dude, chill! What’s the problem, bro?” Rusev accuses him of taking him out before the Elimination Chamber. Ethan laughs it off, saying that’s impossible. The producer shows the footage of Ethan crashing into crates, unknowingly burying Rusev underneath them. Ethan smirks and says, “My bad, bro… You should’ve said something.” Rusev immediately punches him. They start brawling back and forth until Jessica rushes in, yelling that they’ll settle it in the ring next week. She orders both men to cool off.
Commentary recaps the altercation between Kofi Kingston, Je’Von Evans, and Andre Wilson that led to the next match.
Commercial break.
After the break, Gunther is talking to the camera, saying that AJ thought he got lucky last week beating him, but he got the last laugh. Gunther says that AJ Styles needs to be put of his misery, and he'll do that at Wrestlemania, saying it will be a career vs career match. The WWE universe is stunned. Suddenly,. Gunther is struck in the back with a steel chair. Cameras zoom to show AJ Styles attacking Gunther. AJ hits Gunther repeatedly, as security rushes to separate the two. AJ says, "I accept your challenge." Aj is dragged away by security as commentators hype the match between AJ and Gunther for Wrestlemania.
After the match, Andre offers a handshake, but Kofi slaps it away. He low blows Andre. Kofi then grabs a steel chair and starts beating Andre repeatedly until Je’Von Evans runs down to make the save.
Michael Cole says they have footage from earlier today.
Cody Rhodes is at a gas station pumping gas when he’s suddenly attacked from behind and thrown into the snack aisle. The attacker is wearing a hoodie. The attacker is revealed to be Jake Silva. Jake superkicks Cody into a display, grabs a cantaloupe, and smashes it over Cody’s head. He throws Cody into a cooler and admires his work. Cody slowly gets up, grabs a bottle of milk, takes a sip, and says, “Got milk?” He throws the milk in Jake’s face, blinding him, and superkicks him into the freezer door. Jake falls, but quickly recovers, grabbing Cody and chokeslaming him onto stacked crates. Cody slowly gets up, runs Jake down, and knocks him into a shelf, causing it to topple over. Cody buries Jake under snacks and fruit before walking off, telling the clerk, “That jackass is paying for the gas.” The clerk and customers stand there stunned.
Back live, commentators and the WWE Universe are laughing so hard they can barely speak. Byron Saxton finally regains composure and hypes the next match, recapping the rivalry between Amelia Turner, Becky Lynch, Liv Morgan, and Michin.
Commercial break.
After the match, Liv is furious, demanding someone tell her who played her entrance music, distracting her during the match, causing her to lose. After no response, Liv says that she's not leaving the ring until she gets some answers. Jessica on the titantron says that she will not let anybody hijack her show, especially a whiny, overrated bimbo like Liv. Liv looks insulted as Jessica demands that the lighting crew turn off the lights in the arena, which they do. The arena goes dark, as Warriors go to commercial, and Liv is heard screaming in frustration.
Commercial break.
Backstage, cameras show Liv yelling at Jessica, who is eating and clearly not paying Liv any attention. Liv says she demands to know who played her entrance music and distracted her in her match against Becky. Jessica finally turns around in her chair, saying that, "Liv and Becky are the two most complaining bitches she knows." Liv says, "Excuse me". Jessica says, "You heard me." Liv says that she will jump on the Corey Graves Get Jessica Fired band wagon if Jessica doesn't find out who interrupted her match. Jessica puts down her chips, slamming her fist on the desk telling Liv, "Go right ahead, and see what happens." A production crew member walks in telling Jessica that Amelia came in the production truck and started playing Liv's music during her match. Liv seems shocked saying, "Last week, Becky Lynch cost me the Intercontinental Championship, and now this week, Amelia cost me my match against Becky Lynch." Liv takes a moment before adding, "They will pay for this", as she storms out of the office, furious. Jessica shrugs and continues eating her chips.
Commentary recaps the rivalry between Finn Bálor, JD McDonagh, and Dominik Mysterio.
After the match, the Miz sneaks in from the WWE universe, hitting Oba Femi in the back of the leg with a steel chair. Oba struggles to get up, but when he does, Miz hits him with a Skull Crushing Finale on that same steel chair.
Commentators wonder what Explosion's the Miz is doing on Warriors as Warriors goes to commercial break.
Commercial break.
After the break, Jessica is working on some paperwork when Cathy Kelley approaches and asks what she thinks of what Amelia did to Liv Morgan earlier. Jessica admits Amelia showed some guts, by showing an ounce of personality for once, but says that was only one moment. She says Amelia still needs to stop playing dress-up and prove she’s truly a champion heading into WrestleMania.
Nicholas walks up and kisses Jessica on the cheek. Cathy asks how he’s feeling. Nicholas says he’s banged up, but he’s here and if anyone starts something, he’ll finish it. He and Jessica walk off together.
Cameras catch Drew McIntyre walking in to a mixed reaction. Cathy asks how he’s doing. Drew says Nicholas showed heart, but so does he and next week, he plans to end this once and for all. Clapping is heard., the camera pans to show LA Knight. The WWE Universe erupts. LA Knight says both Drew and Nicholas are as boring as watching paint dry. He says that both of these so called men whine like dogs looking for food. The crowd laughs. LA adds that Drew and Nicholas have been fighting for months over an incident that Jessica probably doesn't even remember anymore, adding, "And now, Corey Graves has you doing his dirty work, like you're his bitch." Drew is furious saying, "How about next week, I make YOU my bitch!" The crowd chants “YES!” LA Knight fires back: “The outcome stays the same… everybody say it with me” The crowd roars: “LA KNIGHT! YEAH!”
Cameras pan to show Liv Morgan yelling for Amelia. Amelia walks up saying, "I heard you were looking for me." Liv asks Amelia what the hell she thought she was doing sticking her nose in her business? Amelia says that last week, Jessica yelled and scolded her like she was a child, but what everyone is seeming to forget is that she is the Intercontinental champion and people need to show her some respect. Liv laughs saying that respect is not given, it is earned. Amelia says that she earned that respect when she won the championship in her debut match, adding, "I think you were eliminated first in that match." Liv smirks and punches Amelia, kicking her repeatedly. Michin walks up, attacking Liv, helping Amelia. Liv tells Michin she will pay for sticking her nose in her business as well. Michin tells Liv to bring it. Michin then helps Amelia up. Amelia tells Michin that she owes her. Michin says, "Then how about giving me a title shot for the title I never actually lost." Amelia looks down at her title, and agrees to the match, saying that she'll see Michin next week.
Commentators hope Jessica make the match official.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Backstage, Sami Zayn is complaining to Jessica about not having competition. Jessica takes a deep breath, rolling her eyes saying, "Is this the WWE or a daycare? Why are all of y'all crying like babies tonight?" Sami look shocked, as Jessica adds, "You want competition, how about next week you face a real man.... my husband, Nicholas Simpson." Sami nods, telling Jessica, "You just booked his funeral." Sami walks away determined, as the Miz is seen watching in the background. The Miz walks up, shocked but intrigued by Jessica’s attitude. He asks what’s gotten into her, as he smiles hard. Jessica smirks and says, “Let’s just say I’ve come around to your way of thinking,” patting him on the back. Suddenly, Oba Femi appears behind the Miz. The Miz tries to talk his way out of the situation, as he turns to run, but it's too late as Oba grabs him, gives him a wedgie, then chokeslams him into stacked crates! Officials rush in as Miz screams in pain. Jessica says, "Nice catching up with you, Miz", as she walks off unphased.
In the ring, Cody Rhodes addresses the crowd. He says Seth Rollins has taken him out the last few weeks, and Jake Silva cheated him out of his championship. Cody says that people have been calling him the “Golden Boy”, but that just means he’s the standard, and they’re intimidated. Cody says he will win his championship back, no matter who he has to go through. He acknowledges Randy Orton winning the Elimination Chamber and says while he respects their friendship, but says it won’t stop him from doing what he needs to do. He looks into the camera and says, “You all know where to find me… easy to find, but hard to beat.” He drops the mic and suddenly an RKO out of nowhere. The crowd explodes. Randy slithers around the ring, hearing voices. Cody tries to get up but Randy hits him with another RKO. Orton climbs the turnbuckle and hits his signature pose as the WWE Universe erupts.
Backstage, in the men’s locker room, the Blood Brothers are talking when The War Raiders walk up. The Blood Brothers stand up and ask if there’s a problem. Ivar says when they’re done with Los Lotharios, they’re coming for the titles. Devon laughs and says that’ll be the day, saying that their little feud with Berto and Angel is cute, but stepping to the champs is a different level. Erik asks what that’s supposed to mean.
Bison says the result will be the same, every team that steps up, gets put down. Suddenly, Los Lotharios attack both teams. Berto launches a trash can into Ivar’s face with a superkick. Angel swings a chair, taking out Erik, Devon, and Bison. They grab the tag titles and declare they’re coming for them next.
Commentary says the night has been out of control.
They hype the next match and recap the rivalry between The Usos and Logan Paul.
Jimmy tells Jey he’s got this, telling Jey to let him handle this on his own. Jey agrees, telling Jimmy good luck. Jimmy tells Jey to get ready to celebrate, Waffle House on him tonight. They dap and YEET.
Commercial break.
During the match, Jake Paul rushes through the WWE universe, attacking Jimmy, giving Logan the upper hand. After the match, Logan and Jake attack Jimmy, until Jey rushes out to make the save. Because Jimmy is laid out by a punch from Logan, the numbers advantage works in the favor of the Paul brothers, as they assault both Jimmy and Jey.
Commentary recaps matches set for next week:
Ethan Alexander vs. Rusev
Je’Von Evans vs. Kofi Kingston – Men’s Intercontinental Championship
Amelia Turner vs. Mitchin – Women’s Intercontinental Championship
Drew McIntyre vs. LA Knight
Nicholas Simpson vs. Sami Zayn
Madison Torres vs. Kairi Sane
Commentary hypes the main event.
Commercial break.
After the break, Sarah Schreiber asks Jake Paul why he is here tonight? Jake says that the Uso's think that their the baddest brothers around, well guess again. He says that the days are over for the Uso's attacking his brother, and now it's war, because they'll show everyone that they are the greatest brother duo in sports history. The Blood Brothers walk up laughing, raising their titles over their heads. They don't say anything, as they walk away holding their titles high. Logan and Jake don't appear impressed.
Entrances for the main event, and the match get's underway.
Commercial break.
After the match, all three teams begin to fight! Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss make their way to the ring. Rhea hits a Riptide on Alba Fyre through the announcer’s desk! Iyo hits a moonsault on Ivy Nile! Meanwhile, Charlotte and Alexa and Bayley and Lyra brawl up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, Charlotte and Alexa powerbomb Bayley and Lyra off the side of the stage through a table, leaving them laid out! Charlexa stand tall at the top of the ramp, holding their titles high as the WWE Universe erupts. Warriors goes off the air with Charlexa standing dominant.
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